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Subject: Simulation Situation?? To: NobleFurLyfe@kit.co  From: RedNoob5050@kit.co  hey, noble, i was looking at our current information data for the simulations and i couldn't help but notice something in there named "Honk_Honk.rbxm"? you have any idea what this is? none of the programming staff seems to know about it, so i assumed it's something you added in?? message back when you can, i need to get this documented correctly ASAP.

Subject: Re: Simulation Situation?? To: RedNoob5050@kit.co From: NobleFurLyfe@kit.co I don't remember adding any kind of Honk_Honk.rbxm thing in the simulation. I think you should look into it and see what it contains. Maybe it will fix the Wildcard issue we have or something? Actually, send me the file as well, I'm curious.

Subject: Re: Re: Simulation Situation?? To: NobleFurLyfe@kit.co  From: RedNoob5050@kit.co  oh my god. this is horrifying. whoever added this needs to get exiled immediately, noble. i'll send the file, but i have to warn you that it's nothing pretty to look at. i'll check on the programming staff again to see who acHONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK YOU CANNOT STOP ME HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK PIE HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HAHAHAHAEAHAHA HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK |Attachment: Honk_Honk.rbxm|

After opening the "Honk_Honk.rbxm" file, what Red saw disgusted him. Just an image of a clown... it was surrounded by corpses of employees who had gone missing, in a pitch black room. They were covered in pie innards, with their own spilling out. Red could've sworn for a second that it looked at him. He felt unnerved, so he sent the Email to Noble as fast as he could.

It might have been too late, a knock on his window sent shivers down his spine, as he got up and went to check. He stared out the window... nothing. He was going back to his computer to finish the Email, when he saw through his other window... something in clown makeup staring it him.

But this was a second story up, how could it have been doing this. Red was no wuss, so instead of standing there, he took action. He ran over and shut the curtains. Maybe that will help it to go away. Please let that have sent it away.

For a few minutes, silence. He at this point had a lead pipe in hand, for self defense. Eventually, he searched his room, looking for something, anything better to use as a weapon. During his search, he heard a quiet squeak behind him, he turned around fast and swung his pipe.

It didn't collide with anything, but he saw something in the corner of his room. A smiling face with yellow teeth, and clown makeup. He blinked once out of reaction, and it disappeared. He was losing it, going crazy. The squeaking returned after a bit, this time at his door. He approached it carefully.

He opened the door... nothing. He needed time to calm down, he must be having hallucinations. Red sat down in his chair, accidentally leaving the door open, and sighed, holding his head. He had completely forgotten about the file he had left open. ...wait... where did the clown go? Why were the corpses staring at him?

Red had to have been seeing things, he wanted to close the file, but he couldn't find his mouse. He must've knocked it off of the table when he heard the window knocking. He got up and searched for it, eventually finding it. He went back to close the file.

Something wasn't right. The dead employees were still on the ground, still staring at him, but they were pointing at him. He felt unsafe, everytime he looked away, these things changed. He closed the file, and went back to finishing the Email. The file opened on it's own. The employees weren't there, instead a trail of innards. They looked like a word...

Red's heart metaphorically dropped. It spelt "Behind you." He turned around. Nothing. His door was closed, his blinds were down... nothing. He was determined to finish this Email back to Noble, and Red was tired of these setbacks. He was so close to being done... so damn close. He heard a loud honk behind him, and he felt his head slam against the table.

Then... he woke up. In bed. Safe. He ran over to his computer, and checked the files. There was no Honk_Honk.rbxm. Red then checked his Emails. No Email was ever sent to Noble about it either. He sighed in relief. All a nightmare, thank god. He left his office, only to be confronted by the room in the file. The dead employees stared at him, lying on the ground. He ran back into his room.

But it was now just another part of the file. He turned back and the dead employees were laughing at him. He tried to find an exit, but never could. He ran for days straight. Red was trapped. Autopsy Report. Alias: Red. Occupation: Staff of Kit.co. Cause of death: Blunt force trauma. Suspect: Unknown. Description of Corpse: The victim appears to have hit his head very hard against the table, then finished off with the murder weapon (Lead Pipe). His corpse appears the have a drawn on smile, contrary to his actual face. This case will be investigated untill a higher-up closes it. 2 weeks have passed. All progress on the simulation has been put on hold. Noble looked over the experimentation through a window. He sighed and turned around, only to be greeted by an employee. "Sir!" the employee stammered, "It's ready! The Reanimator is ready for subjects! Any ideas for what we should do?" Noble looked at the employee for a moment, then stood straight. "Get Red." Noble said in a serious tone, "He's our top priority." The employee quickly nodded his head and rushed down the hallway. Noble watched the employee rush down the hall, then eventually walked down the hall, heading towards the Reanimator's room.

Noble entered the room and observed the big machine. An employee noticed Noble and quickly greeted him. "Hello! Hello, sir, hello!" The employee shook Noble's hand frantically, then turned over to the machine, "The Reanimator is, uhm, finished, as you can see. If I'm correct, you want Mr. Red to come back first, yes?" "Yes, I do." Noble said as he nodded his head. "Well, well, I should warn you," The employee said, "The Reanimator hasn't really been, uhm, tested. You only have one chance to do this, are you positive?" Noble looked at the employee, then at the Reanimator. "Yes means yes." Noble said, "That is an order." The employee froze for a moment. "Uh," The employee finally said, "Right away, sir."

The Reanimator's engines started up, emitting a constant roar. An employee came into the room with a cyro-pod containing Red's body. The employee pushed the cyro-pod into the Reanimator. Another employee quickly stepped to a lever and looked behind him, giving a thumbs up. An employee across the room looked at his clipboard, then gave a thumbs up back. The employee pushed the lever down, causing the Reanimator to emit a bright, green light. After a few minutes, the Reanimator shut down. The employees looked at each other for a moment, then at Noble. Noble looked at the Reanimator, then at the cyro-pod Red was in. "It's complete." Noble finally said, "Take him out of there."

An employee slowly removed the cyro-pod from the Reanimator. Noble watched the cyro-pod closely as the process was being done. Another employee came in and placed a wrench to one of the cyro-pod's valves. He turned it out, releasing the pressure and temperature slowly until the pod eventually opened fully. Noble approached the cyro-pod and glanced up and down Red's body. He turned to a nearby employee. "And he's alive, correct?" Noble asked. "Huh?" The employee responded, "Oh, yeah, yeah, he should be alive now-" And with one swift motion, Noble smacked Red across the face. "AAAH!" Red screamed out in shock, "AAH! Aaah.. Oh.." Noble and Red looked at each other for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Nice going," Noble said as he helped Red out of the cyro-pod, "You got yourself killed." "Hey!" Red shouted back, "It's not my fault!" Red patted himself off, then the two started walking out of the room. "Hey, actually. Did you open that file?" "What?" Noble responded, "Hell no, the email you sent me was enough evidence that it was cursed or something!" The two laughed again as they walked down the hall. All of the employees in the room stood in shock as they left the room. After a while, one employee passed out from everything that just happened.