Kit Battle Lore

Yes, Kit Battle has lore behind the game itself and the kits. Credit goes to RedNoob5050 for making nearly the entire thing.

Recommended to use the Table of Contents to explore this better.

Intro
Kit Co. is a company that aims to create the strongest fighter known to mankind in order to mass produce them as soldiers and take control over the world. Owned by Noble and his right hand man, Red, the past few years have been spent with digital simulations that track information and store it into a data bank for memory usage and training data. All the simulation's organic fighters were kept in cryo-pods to preserve their lifespan and transfer their combat skills into memory chips painlessly.

Agile
Jackie Eyemann, codename: Agile. At 17 years she ran away from her home to pursue her life long dream of being a restaurant owner. To make enough funds to start a business, she resorted to pickpocketing and stealing to sell her way to the top. After countless encounters and narrow escapes from arrests, she eventually got used to running and trained her agility to be far greater than the average human. One day, a member of Kit Co. had their wallet snatched from them. After seeing how good they were with movement, the employee called for back up in an attempt to capture Jackie and implement her into the simulations. After a successful capture and a wallet earned back, Jackie would be one of the first organic fighters to enter the simulation.

Boss
An artificial AI made to challenge the fighting capabilities of the fighters in a different variation of the simulations. Nothing much is important about it.

Brickbattler
In an experiment held by Red titled as "The Game Maker", several employees attempted and succeeded to mimic various mechanics from video games into several objects and weapons. For testing purposes, Red proposed to use a volunteer to convert themselves into one specific mechanic in a specific video game. When asked what to convert to, Red simply said "2009 Brickbattle from ROBLOX. It seems like a simple yet effective way to see what this can do." An employee of Kit Co. volunteered to be the first victim to The Game Maker. After a successful test, the employee, now codenamed as Brickbattler, was sent to a cryo-pod and prepared for the simulations.

Camper
After a few experimentations, Kit Co. managed to develop safe traveling across time and space. In the distant year 20X6, J-203 fought along his allies in a civil war to determine what type of technology was most suitable. Their place among the war was to create mini-bases that would protect his allies. After a sudden break in the war and a violent terror, J-203 and another member of his army were captured by Kit Co. and sent back to the present to be prepared for the simulations.

Chasm
In the middle of The Game Maker processes, Noble interfered with Red's plan and made an executive order to add a fighter based on a very specific game. When Red asked Noble why he would need to do that, Noble replied with "Don't worry, don't worry. It's absolutely worth it. Trust me." After a small argument and a few name calling, Red signaled the team to create a very specific fighter due to "higher orders."

Cone Gunner
In the distant future 21X6, the world had been a wasteland for decades. A civil war broke among two factions that lived in the wastelands. The Traffic Cones, lead by a man nicknamed "Fabled Fate", and the Stop Signs were at a disagreement on what faction had what land. A Traffic Cone member was ordered to scout onto a nearby Stop Sign outpost. During his mission, he noticed the outpost was ruined completely. Before he could return to his base, he was captured by Kit Co. and sent back to be prepared for the simulations.

Developer
Derek Woods, codename: Developer. A former employee of Kit Co. that was responsible for creating the foundation of the simulations. Upon leaking very sensitive info about the company's actions, Noble ordered employees to find Derek and capture them. After a successful search, Derek was sent to the cryo-pods and transferred to the simulations.

Dog Owner
Andy Falgaux, codename: Dog Owner. A dogsitter who had his business locally running for a few years now. However, one day, he mysteriously vanished from the town and wasn't seen again. The reason behind this would be Kit Co. experimenting with what they could really get away with in terms of fighters.

Downwell
Another result of The Game Maker process, nothing else remarkable. also he got fresh timbs

Driver
Seth McBeth, codename: Driver. A bus driver who worked along side his friend, Jerry Terry. When Seth was fired from his job, he and Jerry set out to look for a new one, eventually arriving at Kit Co. Upon getting the job, Seth was taken as a fighter, while his friend was taken as an employee.

Explorer
Wheplaye Fennec, codename: Explorer. A very daring architect who was often assigned missions to explore various caves and temples. After a trade between Wheplaye's boss and Kit Co., he was enlisted as a fighter and prepared for the simulations.

Fighter
Anomi Jakanz, codename: Fighter. After a long argument between a rival family, the Isukymas, the family's descendants were trained to be better than the other family's descendants. After years of training, Anomi became the best fighter that her family has had so far. Both families scheduled a battle between Anomi and one of the Isukymas' descendants. Hours before the fight was planned to happen, Anomi was captured by Kit Co. and sent to the simulations.

Furry
"Kissy", codename: Furry. A mentally deranged garbage child who lives in the back alleys often. Bearing nothing but their fursuit, they are feared among other residents of Kissy's city. Several reports have been made of Kissy fighting and/or killing other animals as a form of dominance over their territory. After Kit Co. got word of this, they set out to capture Kissy. After a few tragic losses, Kissy was contained and sent back to Kit Co.

Gamer
Zackery Valk, codename: Gamer. A popular name among the community of gaming tournaments. He's won several tournaments and has collected quite the balance as of recently. After a match up between Zackery and a Kit Co. employee, Zackery's victory caused anger to the Kit Co. employee. After a planned raid onto Zackery's home, he was captured and sent to Kit Co.

Gunner
"Black Assassin", codename: Gunner. A mercenary hired by a classified force to take care of any business left unfinished. After getting commissioned to deal with a situation at Kit Co. with an employee, he set out to the building. During his operation he was caught in the act and captured. When the mercenary was presented to Red, he ordered the employees to send him to the cryo-pods.

Hat Kid
Another result of The Game Maker process, nothing else remarkable.

Heavy
Tommy Davis, codename: Heavy. A heavy-weight boxing champion known for their one kit K.O.s. After a boxing match that Tommy won at, he was captured by Kit Co. and sent to the simulations due to his extreme power.

Holo
In the distant year 20X6, K-011 fought along his allies in a civil war to determine what type of technology was most suitable. Their place among the war was to push their enemy lines back so their allies could move forth. After a sudden break in the war and a violent terror, K-011 and another member of her army were captured by Kit Co. and sent back to the present to be prepared for the simulations.

Janitor
Jerry Terry, codename: Janitor. A janitor who worked along side his friend, Seth McBeth. When Seth was fired from his job, Jerry and Seth set out to look for a new one, eventually arriving at Kit Co. Upon getting the job, Seth was taken as a fighter, while he was taken as an employee. After having his friend removed from him, Jerry volunteered to become a fighter in order to meet up with his friend again.

Jetpacker
Earl Hardknok, codename: Jetpacker. A mechanic who often worked on his own side projects that were impressive for what little tools he had at his disposal. After creating and presenting the first functioning jetpack to a convention, Kit Co. quickly became notified and captured Earl as soon as they could.

Mafia
During The Game Maker process, Red stopped the process and proposed a new idea. After a bit of tweaking and fixing, they were able to port MP4s into the simulation as people, this nicknaming this sub-process "The Video Maker". After The Video Maker was set up for a test run, Red picked the first video he saw on his phone and sent it out, thus creating an entity known as Mafia.

Magician
"Magnificent Marty", codename: Magician. A magician who would preform at kids birthday parties and bars, but with a catch. All of his magic was black magic, meaning the magic he was presenting was very real. After an incident with an audience member disappearing, news reports quickly attempted to cover the situation, allowing Kit Co. to find out about Marty. During Marty's hiding, Kit Co. hunted down Marty and captured him so that he could "stay in safer arms."

Marble
A Kit Co. employee's pet hamster that accidentally fell into a cryo-pod. Red promised to get them out of the simulation once enough data was gathered.

Meme Boi
Another result of The Video Maker process, nothing else remarkable.

Minecrafter (A & S)
Another result of The Game Maker process, nothing else remarkable.

Ninja
Teretei Isukyma, codename: Ninja. After a long argument between a rival family, the Jakanz, the family's descendants were trained to be better than the other family's descendants. After years of training, Teretei became the best fighter that his family has had so far. Both families scheduled a battle between Teretei and one of the Jakanz' descendants. Hours before the fight was planned to happen, Teretei was captured by Kit Co. and sent to the simulations.

Portal Gunner
Another result of The Game Maker process, nothing else remarkable.

Sackboy
Another result of The Game Maker process, nothing else remarkable.

Smoothie Boy
Joel Joseph, codename: Smoothie Boy. A 17 year old who worked at a smoothie parlor who also held the title of employee of the month for a year straight. After an argument between Joel and a customer, it ended with Joel knocking out the customer with a few punches. After the news covered this story, Red seemed extremely interested in the smoothie parlor employee and ordered Kit Co. to capture him for the simulations.

Super Soaker
Kevin Culda, codename: Super Soaker. At age 9, Kevin's father crafted a homemade super soaker that was for Kevin's 10th birthday party. After it was finished being made, Kevin quickly tested his new super soaker by spraying a Kit Co. vehicle. After seeing what Kevin held on him, they captured Kevin and sent him away to the simulations to observe his true potential.

Trickster
"Tricky", codename: Trickster. A thief who commonly struck victims near midnight, taking anything the victim had on them. After Tricky was captured by the police, Kit Co. was interested in Tricky. After a deal and a little exchange of cash, Tricky was sent off to Kit Co. to be added to the simulations.

Wildcard
Wildcard is a bug in the simulation's code. After tireless efforts to fix it, the developers simply gave up and let it slide.

VR
A Kit Co. employee that's playing currently within the simulation to test how interactivity between AI and real world react with one another.

Spectators
"C'mon.." Red mumbled as he stared at his monitor, "Load up, damn you.." He was staring at his monitor for the past 10 minutes, simply waiting. He glanced at the clock on his desk, then back at his monitor. 15 minutes, not 10. He leaned back into his chair fully, staring at the ceiling. His already low patience ate away at his soul, just as he began spinning in his chair. Red stopped spinning and glanced at his monitor. It was still loading. Red let out a groan of disappointment and anguish, then took a glance out of his office's window. The birds outside seemed to be more alive than Red was. He looked back at the monitor, still displaying its progress on loading. He stared at the screen blankly for a few minutes, then took a glance over at his PC. Bimpos Vista, just like everyone else's PC in the building. Wait a second, why does everyone have a Bimpos Vista except for Noble? He has a Bimpos 10. Red thought about this for a moment, then glanced back at his PC. He had that same PC for the past 2 years, ever since he was hired, actually. Bimpos Vista. He was almost positive most browsers nowadays didn't support Bimpos Vista anymore, so why does everyone still have it? Red glanced back at his monitor, then sat up in his seat. The loading was complete. The monitor displayed a transparent humanoid-like entity that floated along the air. Below it were several fights and battles that were broken out below. Red was observing the simulations progress using this camera-like program to watch over it all. He grabbed his clipboard off of his desk and noted a few things down before closing the program. He opened a new program and began typing.

Cool Kids
"COOL KIDS" Crew Of Outstandingly Loyal Kids, or C.O.O.L. Kids, are another name for the higher ranking employees in Kit Co. They typically involve their work with the simulations, but sometimes contribute their talents in other ways.

Noble Reign III
Noble is the worst CEO of Kit Co. From his younger days of selling Stupid Juice lemonade in his neighborhood to his current days of owning a horribly managed multi-millionaire company, Noble's life had been quite the adventure (NOT). His position is currently the only person in the entire company that does absolutely nothing lead developer and manager of the Kit Co. Simulation System. Despite being the loser of the company, his best and handsome Co-CEO, Red, is the one who really does all the work. He also has a huge crush on him, I mean look at his muscles!

[!] Demoted #2 (Red) from Co_CEO to Fired.

[!] Changes applied to F-33 (Noble Reign III) by #1 (Noble).

Red
██████ Noob, nicknamed as "Red", is the Co-CEO of Kit Co. His current positions are the Co-Developer for the Kit Co. SImulation System, the Head of the Creations department, the Expiriment Director for the Game Maker and the Video Maker, the company's Employee of the Month (as of 4/1/19, still ongoing as of 9/1/19 5/1/20 2/1/21), the company's motivator, Kit Co.'s office supplies manager, Kit Co. Security Captain, the company's maid, member of the KCM Squad #4 (see Weird Al Yankovic incident, Foot Fungus Paste incident, and Operation "Move Over And Out"), the company's motivator's motivator, Noble's Pet's Caretaker, professional guinea pig and lab rat, Head of Suggestions, Kit Co.'s Intel Logs manager, the company's only pirate, and Kit Co.'s #1 therapist. Ever since he was an orphan at age 9, he never attended school of any kind. However, due to his incredible luck, he now lives life as the Co-CEO of Kit Co.

"Chaos" - Chaos
On December 5th, ████, "Chaos" was officially hired as an employee after repeated attempts of getting hired. Despite this, he was not allowed to observe the simulations. Commonly writes about the simulations in the down time, not knowing what he was writing actually happens. Is also frequently mistaken for a female. Single handedly killed the CEO's Right Hand Man, Red, although it was not on purpose. Plays games on his Ybox that control one of the clones within the simulation so he can observe the simulations without messing up anything severe again. Due to a brain malfunction, usually uses a female clone instead of a male, and grows out his hair, which is why he is commonly mistaken for a female. Typically remains unnoticed by many, which helps in not getting caught messing with the simulations on his Ybox. His fellow employees either like or hate him, though dreams of becoming a more noticable employee of Kit Co. by writing alot, again, causing things in the simulation to happen.

"Light" - Luca
██████ M█████, nicknamed as "Light", is an androgynous 21 year old male of somewhat short stature. Due to a dodgeball incident during his college years, his genitalia and vocal chords malformed, making him appear more feminine. He works in the intern department and Noble's right hand man's right hand man, even helped in the development of the Game Maker and Video Maker plans. Though he has caused some trouble before- which is why we redacted his name- he has proven to be quite capable of being a valuable asset to Kit Co.

Stu Calloss - Steven
(There was a Document link.)

Factions
After Red had contemplated the idea of the end results for making the ultimate fighter, having the fighters only be able to work alone was not a good idea, as teamwork would ensure a higher survivability chance against attacks. Thus, the ability to gain data for the ultimate fighters to work in groups in order to become truely unstoppable would be possible by the means of factions that were formed in the simulations.

The Movement
This faction focused on pushing the fight forwards and trying to brute force their way through battles and remain victorious and unstoppable due to the power that they trained immensely for.

Armored Agency
This faction is aimed to create a fully self-supportive and heavily defensive system in order for no attacks to pierce through their counter-measures, thus making them an industructable force as a whole.

Neko Alliance
This faction aimed to create peace among all the other factions, however, after several failed attempts at this, the faction came with the idea of eliminating the other factions in order to have true peace among their own faction.

Ace Diamond
This faction plans to take and steal ideas and tatics from the other factions and use it for their own benifit, basically using the enemy's abilities and power against them in order to reign above all the other factions.

Retrived Item Report #1
During a routine ventilation check, technical employee ██████ found a small note attached near the entrance to Generator Station #3. Its text contains the following:

You ever wondered what's in the depths of the Kit Co. Facility?

You ever wondered whats hidden beneath the basement level?

What's inside the miles of unused maintenance tunnels, technical shortcuts, boiler rooms and ventilation stations?

..

It's too much.

There is too much of them.

Thousands of capsules. I... I wanted to look inside one of them-

I wiped off the dust off of the pod-

The person floating inside..

I saw myself.

Recorded Conversation between two (2) Kit Co. Employees
[RECORDING IS ONLY TO BE ACCESSED BY RANK C.O.O.L. KIDS OR ABOVE]

1. "So. You hear of what they got in that basement in there?"

2.  "No, I heard someone went down there and was quote-un-quote "removed" from the company."

1. "Woah really? I wonder what was so secret down there that they had to do that."

2. "We probably shouldn't be talking about that so loud, don't wanna get "removed" ourselves, heheh."

2. "We might be in trouble for even talking about this in the first place"

1. " Okay probably, but it's hard not to at least imagine what could be down there"

1. "I heard that there was miles of boxes, just absolute miles of boxes, "just in case.""

2. "That wouldn't be surprising, have you seen Ben? Dude's entire reason that he's so high in the chain is because of that box."

1. "Oh"

1. "But what if there was like, some weird cult thing?"

2. "Doubtful, but not impossible"

1. "Ooh I got an idea!"

2. "What is it?"

1. "What if they had just a bunch of mirrors in tanks to prank people who decide to venture down there."

2. "Honestly that does seem like a thing they would do, haha"

1. "Well that's all I got, so uh."

1. "I'm gonna get back to work."

2. "Yeah, me too."

1. "What do we even do here?"

2. "Well uhhh, we uh............"

2. "What do we do here?"

2. "How long have we worked here?"

END OF RECORDING

"Tazer" - Tazer
A corrupted protogen with the serial key of TZ3R-HC52, more commonly referred to by staff as "Tazer", has been spotted lurking througout Kit Co. lately. It is entirely unknown how the protogen even managed to get into Kit Co. in the first place, however he is frequently spotted attempting to tamper with different electronics throughout the facility. He has also been heard, and sometimes even spotted, crawling through the air vents throughout the facility on multiple occasions, most presumably attempting to get around undetected (while entirely failing at doing so). Tazer also seems to have an unusual obsession with electricity, pneumatics and gas powered things, or brightly colored things that tend to glow, such as glowsticks or light-emitting diodes. It has also been reported that most encounters with Tazer result in being stunned followed by memory loss lasting up to as long as an hour after the encounter, or him running away and crawling into the nearest vent to stay out of contact. As of now, Tazer isn't considered as much of a threat, but it is still a good habit to keep him under observation whenever possible to prevent him from potentially tampering with something important, such as a power generator.

NOTE (Red): protogen moment lol

"Shay Starlett" - Sheep
Nicknamed "Shay". Shay Starlett has been working for the Co-CEO of Kit Co, for a long time now even as his friend. Red sometimes did rather a more professional and thought out opinion than the output of his employees. About the only person in  the long term that Red actually enjoyed being friends with that exclusively came from Kit Co. Meet Shay. So she finally decided to step up to the offer to see what she could do around Kit Co., despite knowing it's recent rumors and conspiracies, but that wasn't anything new.

Age 16, Shay is a "worker" of Kit Co, her motive is purely to do what she did with concept building and commenting on workplace ideas. Shay does all the finances around here so she can finish earlier and loath about while texting her girlfriend. Occasionally checking in on employees and other people- particularly poking fun at the YBox players as they do something slightly stupid. It pays up and puts purpose into her free time so it works for her. Since her friend is Head of Security, sometimes she has been seen with Red on night duty in case of a criminal- which she has HUGE knowledge on... for some reason. Odd. She has a axe and a shield, she is said to like her defenses more than offensive- but isn't hesitant to bend that motive.

"Goob" - Gub
B██ J███ No. 30, nicknamed “Goob,” “Gub,” or anything of the sort, is a 13 year old male. Goob was the main cause of the break-in incident during ██/█, where multiple juveniles broke into the Kit Co. building in search of K███ C███, known in the simulations as Super Soaker. Goob lacks the motivation and drive to do much, but his perseverance to save K███ C███ peaked Red’s interest. Red currently has him working for Kit Co. against his will.

On June 27, 2021, Goob was caught tampering with Kevin’s cryo-pod. Goob’s punishment was to be locked into “Gay Baby Jail,” a secret detention center within the building, for a month. Red would soon go on to enter the basement and not leave for another 2 months, although Goob was unaware of this. Once Red returned from the basement, he found the door to his office had been vandalized, and the words “KILL YOURSELF!” had been written and underlined in red marker, with a heart next to it.

"R_1" - Miguel
R1, is a nickname given to a kit co. employe(e), R1 stands for Random _1ndividual, However, his actual name is Miguel ███  ███  ███, He is one of the youngest employees out there that is working currently. He is quite the mix-up and he can be very annoying and calm, however, him being calm is very rare chance. He is mainly in the cafeteria in the corner doing work or playing the simulation as one of the clones. On November 26, ███  He was the first-ever person to earn 1,000 kills, Noble didn't care, but Red gave him a """""high""""" rank as an award. The time he spent on there getting 1,000 kills was 10 hours. He is hated because of the... well "mood" that he is often in. He is often seen talking in the Diskcord and in simulation, mostly in boss battle. He's also seen playing his trombone.

Lucas "Luca" Kidd - Luca
Identical twin of Light, and the recently hired janitor after Jerry Terry. He has slightly more common sense than his brother, though has a habit of sleeping on the job. Has been administered sleeping pills to get his act together, but the bottle has been left untouched. Still, his skills are remarkable and irreplaceable, and we can't afford to lose another janitor.

"Lumi" - Medieval
November 30, 20██

An ice sculpture with a hood and glasses commisioned for a showcase, but was left in a walk-in industrial freezer due to the sudden death of the sculpter. The temperature of the freezer wasn't cold enough to keep the statue from melting.

December 17th, 20██

Overtime, the center base of the sculpture melted into what looked like a pair of legs. The freezer operators reported slight movements from the sculpture, such as the eyes moving, very subtle movements of the arms and legs, and so on. The sculpture was then moved to a cryo chamber for studying where it would not melt. It stopped the movements, and the researchers quickly lost interest. It was placed back into the freezer.

December 30, 20██

It thawed from the icy shell and appeared very humanoid-like. Nobody really knows how it came to life. The operators had to return to the freezer to do work on it, and they saw the now very much alive "sculpture". Without hesitation, they called the authorities and it was taken back into the research facility. It was found to have the ability to create small snow flurries, control ice, freeze small objects and water.

January 13th, 20██

The researchers just couldn't keep their mouths shut.

The creature was all over the news and social media. This grabbed the attention of Kit Co. They knew it could be manipulated and changed into the true, ultimate fighter. A few C.O.O.L. Kids formulated a plan to launch a raid on the labratory.

January 18th, 20██

The research facilty was raided, and the creature was captured and taken to Kit Co. When the attempt was made to put her into the simulations, the cryopods seemed to have no effect on her. Kit Co. was dissappointed, but they didn't want to just do nothing with their catch. She was placed under intensive security and study while some employees attempted to come up with a way to extract her power.

February 10th, 20██

During a break-in incident on February 10th, 20██ caused by individual "Goob", she was able to use the chaos to her advantage and escape her cell. It is said she used some sort of ventilation shaft to sneak through the building. She is currently being hunted down by Kit. Co.

April 3rd, 20██

The creature, now known as "Lumi", is spotted, captured, and taken back to Kit Co. She is placed under maximum security, and is being monitored 24/7. The extraction tool is near completion.

Red's Reponse
About 2 weeks after the interest of Kit Co.'s basement had drastically risen, many questions and concerns have been sent from the employees and employers of the company. Obviously, none of them would reach Noble, as all complaints were immidiately sent to Red via office mail. On 5/15/21, Red had ceased all work orders for all departments in order to give a reponse to the company about the basement. The transcript below explains what the response was. Hello, Kit Co., I've taken a quite a few questions about something that this company has, I'm sure we all know what that something is. For those that don't know, I mean the basement. Nearly a week or so ago, I've noticed an increase in popularity surrounding the basement, though I wasn't sure why. I remember the basement being built back in the day, though I always thought it was much smaller than what people had described to me over the past few days. I've heard reports of such things like an eyepatch stash, or miles of occupied cyro-pods, things that were initially never brought into the company's property in the first place. After hearing such reports, I've taken it upon myself to do some research of my own, specifically back when we first started the plan for the basement- excuse me for a second. *papers rustling* As I said before, the plans show here that it's size is just as big as the Simulation Management room, which would be nearly one hundred by one hundred feet across. I also noticed that we had hired exactly seventy construction workers on the operation, but at the final payment, only fourty-three workers were paid... *sigh*... Something is not adding up in terms of the basement, as you can see. *ahem* From this day forward, absolutely no employee of the Kit Co. company is to be allowed into the basement unless excused by the CEO or Co-CEO until further notice. This rule is for the safety of yourself and perhaps the entire company as a whole. Thank you.

Trivia

 * On first uploading this, I managed to fuck the entire thing up!


 * The Smoothie Boy lore is based off of Red, like the kit.
 * He claims that he also actually had Employee of the Month for a whole year.


 * The "fresh Timbs" for Downwell used to be in the Lore in the Kit Battle Guide Discord, but eventually got changed.


 * Shay is the first actual female character to have existed outside of the simulations outside of the feminine like figures.


 * The Lore is getting worked on / reworked for some kits, such as adding 'Noblocitizen Kit' lore and adding more to others, since some were deemed to have been 'done dirty'.


 * Credit's Section!
 * Noble Reign III and Red are written by Red
 * The rest are written by themselves, fan submitted.
 * Bou made the "Retrieved Item Report #1" lore.
 * RedNoob5050 wrote all the lore, besides those.