The real juicy tenderloin filet mignon of kit battle

the REAL juicy tenderloin filet mignon of kit battle
basically tips but awesomer (joke)

kitbattle cookbook to become cracked at kitbattle

please dont read this

agile
use more than your double jump and dive, spin is a good option for fast damage or if you just need to glide somewhere and also backflip is cool for timed dodges i guess

edit from a random person: use first person or shift lock while wall jumping to CLIMB UP WALLS (REAL!!1111!)

SNEAK IS REALLY GOOD FOR GETTING UP BEHIND KITS THAT ARE USUALLY IN FIRST PERSON LIKE A GUNNER USING SNIPER OR VR!!!!!!!! DO NOT SLEEP ON IT!!!!!!!!

bosses
terrestrial - you can like equip and unequip and equip the rock or just flinch forwards to make people falsely dodge the rock like idiots and then go for the strike

enchanted - i got nothing i hate enchanted

aggressive - i also dont know fam

brickbattler
dont bombtoss man you're better than that, instead if someone approaches you with a melee place a bomb beneath you and just swordfight them for a few seconds, they will die to the bomb

also paintball gun has no drop and fast bullets but superball is kinda just uhhh better

camper (v2 my cool awesome version)
ok so like you should use the different modes of the turret based on the situation, if you're in a small or populated area stick with explosive/rapid but if you just plan to sit there use sniper/default (yes default)

also do not place shields in the way of the turrets they will hit jack diddly darn

also protect your heal station, it is very weak

chasm
Fuck you.

clown
pie is good but glove definitely gets the job done with kits that dont have heavy melee damage

in boss mode you should probably dip with the clown ball before the boss comes and eats you because it completely stops you, also heal your teammates

cone gunner
yipee it's cracked now, and big cone is actually useful

hide in your hidey cone when reviving or just when you need to do anything that revolves around not moving

dev
pray

dog owner
REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE A WEAPON TOO

YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE TOO

YOU EXIST

also pet your dogs it doesnt do anything but it makes you awesome

downwell
use shotgun

(follow tazer's guide dont trust me)

driver
drift for some control, holding down the opposite arrow while drifting makes you drift an even larger distance

explorer
DONT SPAM TORCH, USE IT ONCE DAMN!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY DOES THE FLAME EFFECT NOT STACK, IT DOES LOADS LESS DAMAGE THAN MACHETE!!!!!! GO TORCH THEN MACHETE!!!!!!!!!

also cancel roll n dive right before the animation ends so you basically go full distance and have a very slightly shorter cooldown

fighter
just dodge + block + parry

try to predict your enemy's next moves and use dodge because it gives iframes now i think

furry
Fuck you. ok but yeah same as fighter but instead of dodging try to pounce/latch there, latching is done by doing a regular pounce but letting go of the shift button mid-air

gamer
run away after a few seconds if you use mtn dew because it'll make you ragdoll and you will be kill't

ALSO IF YOUR OPPONENT HAS A BRAIN THEY'LL HIT YOU WHILE YOU CONTROL THEM so like dont make them face your direction or that will happen (rare because kb players only have soup in their bowl-shaped skulls)

hat kid
use something other than ice cap god please i promise they're also useful

heavy
fat

same as fighter but punch them

holo
holochucks are actually pretty good as a more offensive-defensive option (what), just flailing around is a decent defensive move and could even block some bullets

janitor
spray bottle is fun and makes people angry, also disorients gunners and VR(i think????) and most kits that are based on aim

jetpacker
yada yada weight something something use your shotgun it's decent

mafia
yeah basically what tips said, meatshield yourself and also they do more sword damage than you so you should put them to good use

magician
find a hill, skybreaker and go bowling

if not then just freeze and skybreaker

marble
do not go near gunner or explorer

flail around

meme boi
shooting stars is unpredictable and sometimes unreliable

use ping as a mid-close range as it's easier to land consecutive shots

unfunny

minecrafter a and s
conserve your potions, go first person for ideal minecraft gaming

ninja
die in 5 seconds

noblocitizen
you become a speedboat using heli in water

you can still punch while screaming

burger

portal gunner
be tricky and unpredictable, a predictable pattern with portal gunner is just a death wish

sackboy
Buy Crazy Pan.

also lavaball takes time to trigger

smoothie boy


smartass

smartass

super soaker
try to get as close as you can without getting demolished, that way you can aim the soaker better and start shredding

trickster
use fake drop in large areas for maximum boom, and like portal gunner dont be predictable

usually just stay away from people and dont let them see you cloak or else they'll know about the fake drops

shoot fake drops near people with pistol

vr
got nothing

do taunts

or just be busted

another edit from a random person: you can kill people in 1 second by turning your arm that's holding the lightsaber into a fucking helicopter rotor

wildcard
what im not doing this shit

MISC
maps with a main focus area like noblocity or fallout are best with defensive/fortification kits like camper and wc blue, but are also good with kits with AOE attacks like Brickbattle. WhatI'm saying is that Cone Gunner is busted as shit.

explorer and noblocitizen are basic bitches but they get the job done and are good if you know how to use em

no one plays doomspire

no one plays capture the flag

no one plays bos- oh wait nevermind

can i have credit for the camper v2 models plzzzzzzz :pleading_face: